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comparingmeerkats:

comparingmeerkats:

this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days 

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he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine 

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GUESS WHAT, TUMBLR? MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND IS MOVING HERE IN 2 FUCKING WEEKS. FUCK.

holy fuck.